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IF I DON'T SEE THIS ADAPTED TO TV WITHIN A YEAR

I will lose faith in man mankind.

Haha.

You should make more flicks like this, ya know, maybe throw some more plot into them. I found it pretty funny, but wanted more. I don't know why, but every time I hear "for fuck's sake" in a British accent, I crack up.

Drugs. Are they really worth it?

Yes. Yes, they are.

Ban drugs forever? YOU MEAN THEY'RE NOT ALREADY ILLEGAL?! I'm gonna go buy some crack!

People get to caught up into debates in they're reviews. What happened to throwing out constructive criticism toward an "animator"?! Welp, Animator, here it is: Next time, don't put a school project (that's what it seems like) on a website meant for entertainment, a place where you can show off talent.

Change the title.

It should be called: "the ultimate dildo shaped item". I swear, every time the "epic item" grew I asked aloud "where the white women at?". In all seriousness, this game lacked several things (here are a few): plot, originality, difficulty, and etc. It lacked so much etc. that I give it a 4...But thanks to the laughs I got from the dildo shaped, sword morphing, ledge swinging, item you get from the fella with the cane, I threw in two more stars.

I only have two suggestions:

different font color for some continue buttons (I had trouble distinguishing background from button); more "surviving" endings. Other than that, kudos.

Necrophilia.

I like the fact that you can still giggle Natalie's boobs even after she's dead. Great game. Though, it didn't take much thought to win on normal. all I did was buy a great deal of ethers during the "break". You'll need them.