It should be called: "the ultimate dildo shaped item". I swear, every time the "epic item" grew I asked aloud "where the white women at?". In all seriousness, this game lacked several things (here are a few): plot, originality, difficulty, and etc. It lacked so much etc. that I give it a 4...But thanks to the laughs I got from the dildo shaped, sword morphing, ledge swinging, item you get from the fella with the cane, I threw in two more stars.
different font color for some continue buttons (I had trouble distinguishing background from button); more "surviving" endings. Other than that, kudos.
I like the fact that you can still giggle Natalie's boobs even after she's dead. Great game. Though, it didn't take much thought to win on normal. all I did was buy a great deal of ethers during the "break". You'll need them.
The game was not bad. The controls were so clunky. For example, every time I threw the red respawn thing, I mainly relied on sheer luck that it would land where I wanted it to. There was no way to precisely control it. Sometimes I'd run and attempt to throw it only to realize it never left my hands. So, I took MY hands off the keyboard and listened to the "8 Bit Spaceship" song over and over. Fantastic song.
This isn't much of a game. What we have here is more of a device through which you feed us a story. I love point n' clicks but this lacked strong puzzles that most other games in the genre possess...Instead of looking for that feeling of accomplishment you get from finishing a game, you've used a story to give motivation to seek the ending. Yet, that story is filled with the same plot holes and cliches that we've all seen in some sort of assassin movie at one point in time.
And, judging by the ending, You've seen Martin Scorsese's movie The Departed.
The voice-over work was fantastic. Everything looks wonderful. It is not filled with glitches. The only thing keeping me from rating this higher is the lack of an actual game. Can't say I didn't enjoy it, though. So, kudos.
I could click and get the speedometer to move up and down before the light turned green but, as soon as the yellow changed to green, the car moved on its own without the use of the mouse. Once, I didn't do anything at all, the car rear back onto its back tires and each one just spun (Also mentioned in another review). 100% is not possible on ever level if your car doesn't move. The game runs slow even on "low" quality. Fix all of this, and you might have a good game. Right now, the cons out-weigh the pros.
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Rated 5 / 5 stars October 14, 2011
IF I DON'T SEE THIS ADAPTED TO TV WITHIN A YEAR
I will lose faith in man mankind.
Rated 3 / 5 stars February 12, 2011
Change the title.
It should be called: "the ultimate dildo shaped item". I swear, every time the "epic item" grew I asked aloud "where the white women at?". In all seriousness, this game lacked several things (here are a few): plot, originality, difficulty, and etc. It lacked so much etc. that I give it a 4...But thanks to the laughs I got from the dildo shaped, sword morphing, ledge swinging, item you get from the fella with the cane, I threw in two more stars.
Rated 4 / 5 stars January 31, 2011
I only have two suggestions:
different font color for some continue buttons (I had trouble distinguishing background from button); more "surviving" endings. Other than that, kudos.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 22, 2011
Necrophilia.
I like the fact that you can still giggle Natalie's boobs even after she's dead. Great game. Though, it didn't take much thought to win on normal. all I did was buy a great deal of ethers during the "break". You'll need them.
Rated 4 / 5 stars January 1, 2011
Great animations.
Why this is considered a game is beyond me. Great animations, though. The "Multiplication" death was pretty hilarious.
Rated 3 / 5 stars December 25, 2010
The music.
The game was not bad. The controls were so clunky. For example, every time I threw the red respawn thing, I mainly relied on sheer luck that it would land where I wanted it to. There was no way to precisely control it. Sometimes I'd run and attempt to throw it only to realize it never left my hands. So, I took MY hands off the keyboard and listened to the "8 Bit Spaceship" song over and over. Fantastic song.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars September 20, 2010
Not a challenge.
This isn't much of a game. What we have here is more of a device through which you feed us a story. I love point n' clicks but this lacked strong puzzles that most other games in the genre possess...Instead of looking for that feeling of accomplishment you get from finishing a game, you've used a story to give motivation to seek the ending. Yet, that story is filled with the same plot holes and cliches that we've all seen in some sort of assassin movie at one point in time.
And, judging by the ending, You've seen Martin Scorsese's movie The Departed.
The voice-over work was fantastic. Everything looks wonderful. It is not filled with glitches. The only thing keeping me from rating this higher is the lack of an actual game. Can't say I didn't enjoy it, though. So, kudos.
Rated 4 / 5 stars January 5, 2010
You had me
at poking fun at C.S.I. Miami. What a horrible show...
Rated 2 / 5 stars November 24, 2009
Glitch city. Slow ride.
I could click and get the speedometer to move up and down before the light turned green but, as soon as the yellow changed to green, the car moved on its own without the use of the mouse. Once, I didn't do anything at all, the car rear back onto its back tires and each one just spun (Also mentioned in another review). 100% is not possible on ever level if your car doesn't move. The game runs slow even on "low" quality. Fix all of this, and you might have a good game. Right now, the cons out-weigh the pros.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars November 14, 2009
TOO SHORT!
Got all the medals and completed the game in under 5 minutes. Other than that, I have nothing to bitch about; great game.